im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I AM VODKA MAN
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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