I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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