why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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