He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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