Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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