How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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