At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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