i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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