im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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