Do vagina's smell?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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