i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
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