I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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