Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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