I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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