I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
why is half of my head shaved?
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