That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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