Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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