Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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