DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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