i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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