Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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