so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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