A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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