Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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