Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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