I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I look better un-naked...
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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