I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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