Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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