Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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