I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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