my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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