all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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