Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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