Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Randomize
