My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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