oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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