you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
This couple is walking their pig around campus
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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