YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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