Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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