yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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