Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Randomize
