how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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