birth control should be required to get into college
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I think my moral compass just broke
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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