Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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