My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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