It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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