Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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