no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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