Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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