we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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